Look, we need to talk. It's been fun. You're so sensitive, and you come in so many great colors. We've shared some amazing rides together. I thought we were a good fit - I never even looked at another glove. You were always "the one" and I truly believed we were meant to be together always...
... but you seriously lack stamina. I need more - I DESERVE more. You've always blamed me for tearing apart our relationship. "Stop scratching the withers so much", you'd yell. I'm sick of your cruel accusations that I didn't care about you, that I "washed you too frequently", or I "ignored the manufacturers care instructions". Our relationship was strangling me. You held me so tight it made my hands ache. We both know it's over between us.
I know this may sound sudden, but I guess it's as good a time as any to tell you that I've met a new glove. He's the Bionic Equestrian Glove and HE knows what a rider wants and needs:
Intelligence - He's brilliant - the only equestrian glove designed by an orthopedic hand specialist.
Security - It seems counter-intuitive, but his anatomical relief pads actually promote a lighter, more secure grip overall. And who needs rubber reins when you've got his "AquaGrip" Synthetic version that's super sticky in rainy weather.
Freedom - Motion zones over the knuckles and web zones between fingers keeps our relationship feeling cool and flexible. I never knew it could feel so good!
Comfort - His pre-rotated finger design follows the natural anatomy of my hand, so we really do fit together like "hand-in-glove".
Lifespan - Frankly, he's twice the glove you are, but still surprisingly sensitive!
Good Looks - I'll admit, at first I wasn't sure he was my type, but I've grown to love the robust look of his "Classic" model, with the choice of white, black or brown top-grade cabretta leather. And he's promised me his white version won't yellow, so even my brightest competition breeches like hanging out with him.
Money - Ok, I admit it, it's about the money, too. At only $34.95 for the "Classic" cabretta leather and $29.95 for the "AquaGrip" suede micro fiber, he costs less and lasts longer. Plus I get free shipping when I order two pairs from The Bionic Store "Just choose Delivery Option #4 "free freight" at checkout and the system will update" he whispered softly).
So I guess this is it. I know you'll find someone who is perfect for you, someone who rides like once-a-week, so you can survive long enough to experience the happiness that I have with my Bionics.
I hope we can still be friends.